A Tale of Two Eyebrows.
Reasons today was a good day:
- super super sale at Anthropologie
- got to leave work early
- no traffic on the way home
- all the machines I wanted were free at the Y
- Office Marathon
A Tale of a Girl and Her Eyebrows….
So today I went to get my eyebrows waxed (at the urging of my mother…who I hope will foot the bill) and I had the craziest aesthetician (spelling?). Here were some of our conversation….(in parentheses is what I wanted to say)
Her: Wow, what are you going to do when your sister’s wedding is over?
Me: I don’t know. I wonder what my mom will do, she’s been working on it forever
H: She’ll start planning your wedding!
M: guess I have to find myself a boyfriend.
H: you don’t have a boyfriend? but you’re so cute! hmmm, what about church? any men at your church?
M: um, maybe. I don’t…uuhh…
H: you know, I don’t know how I feel about that match.com. but for some people…but I just think, I mean, he cut you up and leave you somewhere. but you never know…
M: oh um, uh-huh….
(who said anything about online dating? AND since when did being single at 21 make you so desperate….)
H: I’ve been soooo busy. Its been crazy. Yesterday I had to do 8 Brazilians…I mean I don’t mind, but weird huh?
M: yeah, weird. Guess a lot of people are going to the beach or something. (we’re still talking about waxing right?!)
Posted on June 1st, 2006 by Melissa
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Wow. It actually sounds like she thought dating someone who might ‘cut you up and leave you somewhere’ was worth the risk. Maybe you get a skewed perspective when you spend your days ripping hair off women’s *******s.
or “doing” Brazilians