Random thoughts
I just ate another piece of that Freedent denture gum from mom’s desk drawer. That junk is nasty, but I can’t not chew it. It’s like “no stick” crack or something.
I think the reason it doesn’t stick to your dentures is because it is so tough to chew that it doesn’t have time to adhere. Or else, the pain of your jaw draws your attention away from the fact that it is raising your teeth up off your gums.
I think we need to brainstorm names for our World Series of Pop Culture team. Can it have the word sensei? Also, who is going to be our third player. Your husband has blatant disregard for the game so I don’t think he can play. We need someone who knows stuff outside of the WB and reality television. Like legitimate classic music. And by classic music, I mean stuff other people consider classic, not 98 Degrees and Rising.
I finally saw A Cinderella Story. Actually I saw it 3 times, on TiVo at the house I was housesitting. It was unsurprisingly not good each and every time, and yet, I couldn’t turn my eyes away. I understand now why you saw it multiple times.
The only time I switched the channel was when First Daughter was on. Not to be confused with Chasing Liberty which is essentially the same movie minus the scientology.
Although, I do have one concern. I always thought it was weird when Chad Michael Murray wore wrist sweatbands on One Tree Hill when he wasn’t working out. But then I thought, he does play basketball on the show, maybe he just forgot to take them off. But, then I noticed he wears them in A Cinderella Story as well. I am concerned that he has some sort of problem…like over active pituitary glands. Is it really a fashion statement? Should Pete start wearing sweatbands too. Perhaps Pete could beat CMM to the chase and wear the matching sweatband across his forehead as well.
Posted on July 12th, 2006 by Melissa
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Whatever’s wrong with CMM probably isn’t limited to just glandular issues.
Why does Mom even HAVE that gum? She doesn’t have dentures. I think it’s just to bait us into chewing it. Because you’re right, you can’t NOT chew it.