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Deepest apologies, I have been a blogging failure. The thing is, I have been trying really hard to make an income…which apparently is problematic if you don’t stop spending money. But alas, that is no excuse. I have tried to catch up with comments for the stellar posts you made. Also, I blame my lack of participation on the fact that I have not eaten sugar in 4 days and am highly pissy and volatile…not good qualities for a blog based on love and 4ever friendship.

Oh my goodness, something is moving behind the window blinds right here by the computer. I think it is a roach….I’m hoping it is a small rodent of some form so that I can feel more justified when I start screaming momentarily.

Shoooooot, all the Freedent is gone.

Tonight’s Revelation.

I don’t like Moe’s restaurant. The food is decent but I find the dinign experience stressful. It makes me feel uncomfortable and anxious. I can’t order fast enough and I don’t really understand the routine. Plus, I start to blush when I try to order an simple vegetarian tortilla that is called “Ugly Naked Guy.” Actually, it goes more like this:

- WELCOME TO MOOOOOES! what can I get you? ma’am? young lady, what’ll it be.
- uuuh, oh, um, uh, ugly naked guy…please…sir.
- hard or soft shell.
- ah, um, what? i can’t hear you. i’m sorry, what?
- hard or soft?
- oh um uh shoot, um, ok , i guess, Ugly Naked Guy with a hard tortilla.
- sure thing.
- ok thanks. um, do I just keep walking this way now?

Then, they make you stand there and tell them what you want on your burrito anyways, so why give the meals silly names if it really doesn’t mean much of anything? I don’t like things that are gimicky just so they could be gimicky. Don’t stand behind the glass sound-absorbing partition with my Ugly Naked Guy and then look at me like I have to try to remember what is supposed to go on it. that’s your job. and don’t yell at me. even if you think it is cheerful, yelling is yelling.

i need a cookie.

Posted on July 21st, 2006 by Melissa
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