Did i tell you about the time….
when I went out to dinner at Baoding with my parents and my soon-to-be in-laws? And when they brought out the fortune cookies, my mom said, “When we went to a chinese restaurant with my book club, someone told us about this game you play where after you read your fortune you say, ‘in bed.’” And we all just looked at her like, No you did not say that. And I wanted to crawl under the table.
I don’t know why I was just thinking about that. Maybe because it was so traumatic.
Posted on August 6th, 2006 by Melissa
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related: remember when mom did weekend at bernie’s II in charades at the beach?
Me and the rents at PF Changs:
Mom: ok, now this is really funny. after each person reads their fortuen you have to say “in bed.” I’ll go first.
Me: No, we aren’t going to do that.
Mom: Here, its so funny.
Me: No. (excuse me while I vomit in my napkin)
Dad: No.
I don’t think I have played charades since.