On this day of Thanks and Giving…

Thursday is Thanksgiving. I am very excited because last year, while studying in Italy (cry me a river, I know) I missed out on this fine American tradition. My program made a nice attempt at a “traditional thanksgiving with an Italian twist.” This included white sweet potatoes (no mini marshmallows) and a flaming turkey. I mean literally flaming. As in, its legs were set on fire.
Melissa, TYH! (there’s your husband!) I found this picture of Pete in my albums and found it extremely appropriate.
Ok, just kidding. This guy’s name is actually Roger and I found it on GoogleImage.
Anyways, back to topic. I am, of course, thankful for the usual, family , friends, health, etc. I am indeed very blessed. But, I have also compiled a short list of the smaller occurrences in life for which I am grateful. They are in no particular order (because who can decide if they are more grateful for rice crispy treats or magazine subscriptions?)
- Homemade rice crispy treats
- All forms of hot tea that are not cammomile or mint
- The One Spot at Target
- Target in general
- The resurrections of TBS and TNT that have occurred in the past 3 years (following the acquisitions of Friends reruns and Law & Order reruns respectively)
- When you go into a store and find that the sale rack is an additional percentage off
- When someone makes a very ungraceful fall and then laughs at himself or herself so that you can then laugh at them too because you can’t hold it in any longer.
- Online shopping
- Getting actual mail
- Wines of all kinds (except Shiraz and Merlot)
- Fresh flowers
- When a song you’ve had in your head (and like) comes on the radio
- Television marathons
- Scranton, Pennsylvania and the entire DunderMifflin Family
- Popping bubble wrap
- Magazine subscriptions that are under $12
- Christmas decorations and music
- When someone (preferably a male) opens the door for you
- When there is one item of clothing left on the sale rack and it is in your size.
- pants that come in size Short.
- Christian Bale
- People’s Sexiest Man Alive AND Most Beautiful People Issues
- Who Wore It Better? Fashion Faceoffs
- Those coupons that come on the bottom of CVS and Harris Teeter receipts that I always forget to use but like to know are there.
- Wearing big sweatpants and watching a movie when it is raining outside
- The fact that Papa Gene watches Fear Factor, Deal or No Deal, Dr Phil, Divorce Court, and Spanish soap operas
- hugs and smiles
- When someone laughs so hard that they snort
- Being able to laugh at yourself for your own awkwardness.
-Google
-Neutrogena Deep Clean facial cleanser
-PopCulture trivia
- Nutella
- Movie quotes and people who are good at quoting movies (except when they do it and try to cop it as their own and your like “um, yeah right Zoolander”)
Posted on November 20th, 2006 by Melissa
Filed under: Uncategorized
I may feel inspired to make a similar list of thanks.
I love it when people are good quoteres (that is the technical name for it). My friend is awesome at throwing a line from an 80’s monster ballad into a conversation. I hate quote ripperoffers though (though one time I did steal a Tom Green quote and use it at Target and I totally got away with it, which was quite satisfying–something about a trashcan looking like R2D2, you had to be there. A guy at work this summer made a comment about how country music used to be 3 chords and a heartache and I totally busted him–he did not make that up on his own!
Enjoy…
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml
Oh crap, it cut me off -
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/
popnow.shtml
(one line)
Virtual bubble wrap popping!!!! What will they think of next? That was really fun, but I was really bad at it.
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Now that Thanksgiving is over, here are some things for which I am NOT thankful:
-people who vote for the more famous person in “Who Wore It Better?” fashion faceoffs, even if that person did NOT wear it better, just because they are more famous
-spambots that let me know about a place where I can make some “nice extra cash.” Extra cash is always nice, but to phrase it as such sounds skeevy
-Gilmore Girls season 7
-lemon bars that are not tart at all and just taste like a straight up pie crust
Speaking of television marathons…one of the teachers at my school ran a marathon and I asked the kids if they knew what a marathon was. They said it’s when one TV show is on all day.