Pop Culture Yay

Ok, so I feel that it is the duty of this blog to inform of important pop culture issues on a more regular basis than we have been doing. Therefore, I am going to research and post more frequently on topics I find important for this blogging audience. By research, I mean that I will steal the information from other blogs and post it here.

First of all, Melissa I have pre-ordered your Christmas present and hope it arrives on time.

(look! I figured out how to do that link thing you always do. I am so scientific.)

I like the part in Jason Alexander’s (not George Costanza) interview where his rep says that it is a true interview because “His claims are true as he knows them.” Wait, what? I’ve never really understood a disclaimer like that. Are they true? I know that Christian Bale and I would have a very happy life together and would make beautiful children. Does that mean its true?

In that case, clearly it is. Perhaps I should have picked a more obscure example…

George, I mean, Jason also said that “If she had stuck with me it would have been so positive.”

hmm, like “I’m sorry but you should probably take these free pamphlets on Chlamydia” positive?

OK, can I get on a soapbox for a second? Only a second, I promise. It’s more like I’m on a soapdish…

I spend my fair share of time cracking on Lindsay Lohan, (LiLo, if you will) but recent news articles have just been too much. I opened my homepage of MSNBC (yes, contrary to popular belief I do try to keep current on world news) to find the blurb “Is Lindsay Lohan Cutting Herself?” followed by an article and picture of why they think she may be a “cutter.” Cutting is a serious issue, if she has resorted to that, don’t you think she could use without the speculation? And an article on sources “spotting” her at an AA meeting? Hmmm, I wonder why she is having to get up to go at 7:30 a.m. (assuming the claims are true)… what’s that second A stand for again?…shooot, its on the tip of my tongue…
Furthermore, a blog question of “Should Lohan go dry?” Are you kidding me? Sorry Linds, we know you want to take control of your wild ways and lead a healthier life, but 61% of blog readers enjoying learning of your drunken nights. We’re sorry. Here’s a shot.

I was going to copy and paste a whole bunch of pictures and make fun of them but then I saw this and got scared. What if one of our three blog readers actually is undercover and will report us to authorities?! We will have to pay $7.5 million! Let’s see, I got paid $64 from work-study last month…maybe we could set up some kind of payment plan.

Posted on November 30th, 2006 by Melissa
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