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I fail.

I am waiting until you come to see me and we watch the entire season on dvd. I am trusting you that it is a good show.

I wish I had that time machine so that I could go back and watch the One Tree Hill episode I missed yesterday. We forgot to tape it. Damn DVR, where are ya when I need ya? These VHS are driving me crazy. And its not like I can ask anyone what happened because I think my friend and I are the only ones who watch it. ever.

Alas, your time travel question got me thinking. BLOG QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you had the power to time travel, what would you use it for?

As you know I enjoy list formats, so I have compiled some situations in which I think time travel would be useful and/or exciting. My sister will add her own answers.

1. I would like to go back in time to the very moment when the people at TBS and WGN decided that they would stopping airing Saved By The Bell reruns at 3 and 3:30 every weekday. I feel these are probably the same WGN people who cancelled California Dreams reruns altogether so I would like to bring that up as well.

Oh, perhaps I forgot to mention it, but the time machine model I am using can also transfer locations (i.e. I can go to see the TBS big whigs. Or Target.)

hmm, it appears I also just spelled big wigs like the historical political party which is strange. Maybe I subconsciously did it because whigs make me think of Tories and Tory was a character one time on SBTB.

2. I would go back in time to K-Fed and BS’ wedding and bet money that it wouldn’t last. I bet no one would’ve seen that coming.

3. I would go forward in time to see what kind of job I get (or don’t get) so that I could see how much work I actually need to put into next semester. The rest of the time could then be alloted for new television shows and/or YouTube*

4. Wow, I would go back in time 20 minutes when my speakers on my computer became partially unplugged and I spent the past while thinking all the songs on Pandora sucked because they sounded distant and echoy. (that means “like an echo” even though it looks like some kind of chinese food, wok e-choy)

5. I would go back in time to when Tom Cruise was in Jerry McGuire and tell him to enjoy it because its all down hill from here.

6. I would go back in time to when the Olsen Twins were still too young to be so entrpreneurial and I would develop a line of Tween clothes and cosmetics for Wal-Mart.

7. When I am trying to cook pasta and it takes too long and I get to impatient, I would go forward in time to when it is finished.

8. When I am running, I would go forward in time to when it is over.

9. I would go back in time to when Leonard DiCaprio was on Growing Pains and I would say “I’ll never let go Jack” and “I’m The KING OF THE WORLD!” a lot. He wouldn’t really get it at the time, but in the future….SO funny!

10. I would go back to that time when Lindsay Lohan was so cute in Parent Trap and I would tell her, “Stop Here!”. Quit while you’re ahead.

* Sisters’ advice of the day:

Melissa and I have decided that it is a good idea if someone says “I love you” and you don’t want to be mean but you really don’t love them too, then you should say “I Love YouTube.” They might just mistake you for a mutterer and you don’t lie. Win Win situation. If you then watched YouTube videos… well then you got yourself a win-win-win situation.

Posted on November 30th, 2006 by Melissa
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