This Week in Celebrity Nuptials
-Beyonce and Jay-Z will probably get married in NYC today or tomorrow. Don’t call me on my cell phone until Sunday, because I don’t want it to ring in the middle of the ceremony. Embarrassing!
-CBS is reporting that Brad and Angelina did not get married. I want to run a news outlet that reports on things that celebrities did not do this week. Reese Witherspoon was not hospitalized. Ricky Martin did not attend the premiere of Leatherheads. Tina Fey did not go to rehab. Et cetera.
-Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are reportedly engaged, and mama Lynn Spears is insisting that Casey sign a pre-nup. In an effort to help JL avoid making some of sis Britney’s mistakes, the contract includes a provision that strips Casey of any rights to Jamie Lynn’s assets if he records a rap album.
Posted on April 4th, 2008 by Melissa
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