Pop Culture Yay

wherein I post excerpts from an online conversation between Lindsay and me, where we laugh about Rob Pattinson saying that he wants to cry when faced with a mob of screaming fans, we critique the iTunes celebrity playlists put together by Twilight cast members, and we reference Kristen Stewart’s awkward interview on Letterman. But first, we must talk about the picture that prompted Lindsay to resign from Team RPattz:

10:29pmLindsay

oh goodness. And just like that, my crush is over.

10:30pmMelissa

hahahaha

10:30pmLindsay

Or “crushed” if you will

he looks like trailer trash

10:30pmMelissa

it’s not even a regular wife beater. it’s like, mesh

10:31pmLindsay

ew, gross armpit hair. Not even manly armpit hair

not even sweaty sparkling can make that look high class

10:31pmMelissa

and HELLO smoking is BAD4U

10:31pmLindsay

yeah, way to be a role model

did you watch the ew interview

I just like it when he says that the italian fans made him want to cry

10:34pmMelissa

i know SO FUNNY

you can get his playlist too

10:34pmLindsay

is it weird?

10:34pmMelissa

it’s interesting

way more “i’m all about the serious music” than the other stars

10:35pmLindsay

Kristen Stewart should just take a cruise to alaska and then she can see russia

oh i hate the serious music playlists

10:38pmMelissa

taylor’s has “drops of jupiter”

he said his father has played it ever since taylor was young

GAH

10:38pmLindsay

That song was on TRL like 3 years ago

10:39pmMelissa

NO JOKE

so from the front page of itunes if you go down a ways you will see twilight

10:40pmLindsay

I think I am about to find it

shoot i forgot to watch that apple thing i downloaded a while ago

HOLY [expletive] GIANT ROACH AAAAHHH

10:40pmMelissa

you attract vermin

10:41pmLindsay

aaah I don’t know where it went

gross

10:44pmMelissa

eww

10:47pmLindsay

he cries when he listens to that one song. maybe it isn’t so funny what he said. maybe he just cries a lot

10:47pmMelissa

he cries ALL THE TIME

10:47pmLindsay

i can’t handle all the crying

actually its the mesh

i can’t handle the mesh

i can handle the crying

10:48pmMelissa

he feels so much PAIN, lindsay

he has way more feelings than you can even understand

that’s why he has to wear breathable fabric

to let the FEELINGS OUT

10:48pmLindsay

oooh i get it now

i like these songs but some of them sound like ones that would be playing in the background at a serial killer’s house in a slasher movie

i want to throw up when taylor writes that he is a hopeless romantic

because real romantics listen to enrique iglesias

10:50pmMelissa

he’s trying so hard

10:51pmLindsay

I think Kellan doesn’t listen to music. He just turned on the radio and put down the songs that came on

10:53pmLindsay

where’s kristen? Is she too good for music?

10:53pmMelissa

she only listens to the sound of her car engine sputtering to a halt as it fills with water

because she is in the english channel

Posted on December 2nd, 2008 by Melissa
Filed under: Books that have been or will be made into movies, Twilight